BAND CALLED “BONG”
RELEASES DEBUT ALBUM CALLED “GREATEST HITS”
DRONE TRIO WHO LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS BUT GET ON STAGE WITH SOME SICK JUNOS AND JUPITERS AND A KORG POLY 800 AND 4 BOSS GIGADELAY PEDALS AND SUBSEQUENTLY JAM OUT SOME KILLER POLY-ARPS
10. Q: Where was Shrek born?A: Gitmo (Guantanamo Bay)9. Q: What did Shrek say to Osama bin Laden?A: Your brother Obongo is ruining the country.8. Q: What did Shrek wear to Donkey’s Kwanza’a party?A: A confederate flag.7. Q: What did Shrek put in Donkey’s birthday cake?A: Feces and urine.6. Q: What did Shrek give to Donkey for Christmas?A: Feces and urine.Version 2: Did Six Million Really Die? by Richard Harwood5. Q: What’s Shrek’s favorite passage of the Quran?A: Whichever one he just wiped his *** with.4. Q:Who shot Tupac?A: It was Shrek…3. Q: Where was Shrek when John Kennedy died?A: The grassy knoll.2. Q: What did Shrek do when the Princess asked him to visit her parents for Christmas?A: He put up both of his middle fingers in the shape of a cross.1. Q: What picture did Shrek put on the cover of his autobiography?A: A picture of Donkey’s face superimposed over Abu Ghraib victims.
wondering if I’m going insane